D.I.Why? If You Knew How Simple It Was To Make A Bench Your Head Would Explode

Photographs by Sean Gin Courtesy Homepolish

diy-bench-5Dear Diary,

I recently designed Kelly Oxford’s house (remember?) and we needed a bench for her dining room. So I enlisted the help of Kelly and a highly-skilled child laborer (who happens to be her son) and we made a bench together. Oh Diary, I hope you’ll believe me when I tell you it was so fun and easy, anyone could do it! Even you, Diary, and you’re just a dumb old book filled with illegible scribbling about guys and shopping! Here are some preview shots of what we did:






What, Diary? You want to know more about how I actually did it? Well head on over to Homepolish Magazine and check out the step-by-step instructions on how to make the bench, as well as additional INSIDE information about Kelly, her son, and why she likes benches more than her family.



5 thoughts on “D.I.Why? If You Knew How Simple It Was To Make A Bench Your Head Would Explode

  1. Gorgeous! And yet, have you ever had to be the one sitting on a bench during a dinner party? At thirty minutes after the second hour you’re ready to join ISIS just so you can find the effing designer who came up with the idea and behead him because your back is killing you! YOU BASTARD!

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