Photographs by Mikael Jansson
Dear Gay Diary,
This isn’t exactly hot-off-the-press news, but I discovered recently that everyone’s favorite design powercouple Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent are part of a new Banana Republic ad campaign. Thus, I had to share the totally cute pics of them canoodling, cuddling, and just generally making every other couple on earth look like moldy dog food. Thanks guys! Of course these images fill me with the normal amount of jealousy, bewilderment, and outrage. But they also just kind of made me glad to see a cute gay couple in an ad like it ain’t no thang. The images were shot by Mikael Jansson and are beautifully done. It appears that they were shot at their totally ugly house, which I would love to break into and live in until I am dramatically removed by violent police force.
They’re so cute, right? Someday, when they die, I plan to taxidermy their dead bodies and put them in my living room as the ULTIMATE interior design accessories. That’ll teach them to keep their out-of-control dimples and get-lost-in-me eyes to themselves.
Love,
Orlando
Not sure about that yellow gold rolex, though.
OK first , I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again you are way way way more handsome. No offense., I love Nate but come on, aging hot guy with young kinda hot guy Oy! Nice pictures though but you’re hot handsome, hilarious, and talented! And this used to be kinda hot aging gal knows a thing or two!
Xoxo
They’re not real. They cannot be real.
nate is also two feet shorter than you
Not into taxidermy myself but for once your idea could be the exception to my rule!
i love when you update, your posts always make me laugh! well unless they’re serious… then i will probably gaze thoughtfully out the window instead.
No joke, I literally thought the same thing (minus the taxidermy but now I’m loving that idea especially with that perfect hair they have) I walk by their perfect floor to ceiling ad on 8th ave in NYC everyday to work. Ugh, gay boy problems right?