Dear Movie Lovers,
I forced a friend to go see Martha Marcy May Marlene recently. It was probably the most despicable act I’ve ever committed in my life. Every review I saw for the film was positive. However, this is actually what the film did to my friend and me:
If you’re interested in viewing the trailer, here you go!
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_k3wCsOgqk]
In conclusion, I must acknowledge that Martha Marcy May Marlene is a great movie. It is completely well-made and gorgeous and haunting (Sidenote: awesome production design and cinematography). I just wish that I’d never, ever seen it because it traumatized me irreparably and caused my friend to hate my guts. Don’t go see this movie. Unless you have a friend you’re trying to get rid of.
Love,
Orlando
HAHAH! hate to laugh at your expense. But I totally understand what you mean!
I’ve been reading your blog for a while now and whenever I can catch an episode of Secrets from a Stylist I definitely tune in. I think you’re the bomb. I like the way you write too.
Keep on!
ummm i’m glad i read this – i kinda wanted to see it – you know the whole olsen appeal/looks pretty/whateves – but i’m positive i’d have the same reaction as you – so thank you for saving me from my embarrassing hysterical crying in theater and multiple nights of reoccurring nightmares. you da bestest.
The same thing happened to me with the movie Lilya 4-ever by Lukas Moodyson. I dragged my perfectly innocent friend and we were both scarred for life. I felt just like your drawing (except your drawing made me laugh.)
Also, you and your blog are so lovely and funny. xo